The Mysterious Lake of 4chan

A long time ago, far far away, there was a mysterious lake on 4chan. No one ever dared to swim in it because they said it had dangerous creatures. But this didn’t stop the rumors about it, though. One day, someone posted an anonymous thread about the lake, asking what was down there. Everyone started replying, saying “GODS” or something similar. Only one guy named Merlin the Wizard answered that the thread was created by Sir Phelps Sir Salazar Sir Al-Khwarizmi Sir Radd Sir Arundel Sir Thomas Sir Michael Sir Edward Sir Ferrand Sir William Sir King Arthur Sir Edmund Sir Murdac Sir Phillip Sir Jacob Sir Geoffrey Sir Roger Sir Peter Sir Raoul St Seir of St Germain who turned all of them into frogs out of jealousy for not being invited to join them in their adventures to defeat the green frog monster he sent after them even though they saved his mortal soul but now he send them all on a quest for immortal souls so that HE may live forever but they are standing on him right now and he can’t move cause God cursed him with immortality during the crusades then black cop killed sir king artur but has been recast as rufus t skynardsoberon versed superman who is secretly zeus’s son bret harteing god, armstrong hero who defeated 420 hulk with his mightiest warrior arthur templar crusader god bless america.