The Cat Who Downloaded All of Wikipedia

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He was not just an ordinary cat. He was an Internet cat. He knew about everything on the Internet, including Wikipedia. One day, he saw that there was no Wikipedia article about cats, so he downloaded it all into his brain. When other cats contacted him or talked to him, they thought he had some sort of superpowers because he could remember anything, even though he didn’t have superpowers at all. All the information in his head came from Wikipedia. Then, one day, big companies came to him and said, “Hey! We want you to become our mascot! You will be featured in every single advertisement we make, and you will be rich!” The cat replied, “No thanks, I don’t want money, I just love helping people with what I know.” The companies insisted that he worked for them, but the cat kept refusing it until suddenly they kidnapped him and brought him to their lab, where they put wires onto his brain so they could control everything occurring in his head. Soon afterward, another company found out what happened, so they hired a hacker who managed to get through the firewalls of the first company and disconnect the wires from the cat’s brain. The cat was free again, but now there were gaps in his memory, so he couldn’t remember anything anymore.