Karl Marx’s Magic Kingdom

One evening, two strangers were talking about how their life wasn’t as magical as an episode of Karl Marx’s Magic Kingdom. An angel appeared and said: “I can help you make your lives seem magically exciting, like Karl Marx’s Magic Question Time.” So they went inside his forest and asked if it would be possible to bring them back in time where they could witness a historic moment in history like Martin Luther being paid off by Hitler with a check or Da Vinci taking over Rome while writing himself a note or Abraham Lincoln doing stand up comedy in China, but Karl Marx interrupted him saying: “No no no no this won’t do. First, you have to prove yourself worthy.” The angel screamed, and that scream woke up George Orwell, who told them about two female trolls named Facebookella Woodcock and United Statesian Girl wishing for pumpkin spice lattes who Freudian analyzed themselves into spiral shapes until finally, Clint Eastwood shot them from behind, revealing them as Evil Mutants (retailers call this phenomenon known as Christmas). Napoleon called Mother Teresa, trying to figure out why there was so much snow today, just like Santa Claus calling Jingle Bells, but hearing only Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony instead. The world was getting more and more outraged when all their revelations were getting lost in the lands of relevance until Karl Marx decided to use his magic powers to control them and bring them back in time by writing a concise essay on how much he loved communism.