The Bible 2

Once upon a time, the Lord God created the Garden of Eden. The first people that were made there were Adam and Eve. He also created for them all the animals that were in the Bible 1 (Genesis). Then one day, a buttfucker named Biffy decided to stick his dick up a pig’s ass and lived happily ever after. That was going on slowly for a few thousand years until The Biffy decided to take a shit on God’s face. The Lord God got mad and erased everything from the Bible 2. Later that day, The Lord God told his son Jesus about what happened, and then he was madder than his dad, so he erased everything from Bible 3 as well. Again, The Lord God told his son about what happened and smiled at him, saying, “That is still not enough for you? Then let me try this!” This time he deleted everything from Bible 4, having an intention to create a TV series about it later on. But let me tell you what happened to Jesus... When he saw how many times people sinned against each other ever since the first book of the Bible 1, Jesus got sadder with every moment passing by without doing anything for those poor sinners because he knew that they would end up in Hell even if they changed their ways. So what Jesus did was curse The Lord God himself with eternal death right before telling him about the next book of the Bible series getting deleted from existence. After hearing what his dear son said, The Almighty decided to change all things again...