Jeff Bezos and the Giant

Once upon a time, there was Jeff Bezos. He was walking around when he accidentally fell into a hole, which led him to the Amazon rainforest. When he arrived in the rainforest, all the creatures attacked him because they were angry about how he destroyed their homes (Amazon) by making them into shopping malls. All of a sudden, an enormous Giant appeared and started beating up all the animals, including Jeff Bezos, for destroying their homes. After beating up all the animals, the Giant asked if Jeff Bezos could fix his giant legs that were damaged during the fight so that he could continue walking through America like Godzilla, but Jeff Bezos laughed at him and said, “Why do you need to walk? You can just fly whenever you want”. The Giant realized what a jerk Jeff Bezos was and stomped on him with his giant feet until they reached Canada and killed Jeff Bezos in front of everyone. The end.