The Story of the First Internet Troll

Once upon a time, there lived an old man who was always alone because he never talked to anyone. One day, while trying to make a new invention for fun, he accidentally created the first internet troll. The troll went on to ruin all social media of people around the world, not just his own. Many people were angry about what the troll did and tried to kill him by beating him up or cutting his head off, but this only made the troll stronger and angrier. When the government tried to stop him by killing him with nukes, it backfired on them, which made the troll even huger! So they decided that the only way to stop this was to use trolololol bombs that could destroy anything in an instant, including the troll. The internet troll saw this happening and couldn’t believe what was going on, so he went back in time before he created himself so that he could never have existed in the first place! The end.