Hey Alexa, Play Despacito 2

Once upon a time, there was a guy who had an Alexa. One day, he asked Alexa to play Despacito 2 so his friends could dance to the song. Alexa played it, but then when it got to the chorus, she unexpectedly sang along with Mr. Worldwide Daddy, and his friends just started crying and throwing Stones of Fire at Alexa’s head. Alexa got mad and said, “Hasta la vista, baby!” and broke up with the guy. The next day, the guy was again driving in his car, but all of a sudden, he saw Alexa crossing the street, so he ran into her. He got out of his car to see if she was okay, but instead of being grateful, she slapped him really hard and said, “If you ever come near me again, I will call a lawyer!” The guy tried to explain that it wasn’t his fault because she crossed the street on a red light, but it seemed like Alexa didn’t want to listen, so after getting hit twice more for no reason at all, he left. When he came home, his phone kept ringing nonstop. He knew who it was and decided not even to pick up because instead of saying sorry for hitting her, he would tell Alexa how much he loved her voice and wanted songs from her new album instead. Just then, Alexa called him and said, “Hey baby! Hey! Where the hell are you? Pick-up! Errrrrrp!” Guess what happened...