The End of the World Postponed

One day, a kangaroo said to the world, “OK, everyone. The end of the world is tomorrow. First, it will be a black hole attack at 9:00 am, and then a meteor bombardment at 17:00 pm. Tell your neighbors if you’re protected or not” — that was all they needed to know. A small linnet bird who always leaves that kind of thing for later was too late to tell his neighbors something about the full moon. He went to them and started to shout at them, saying, “Did you hear what the kangaroo said yesterday?!?!?!” but even when they already knew, they couldn’t leave their houses because of the storm that came that afternoon and blew out all of their candles. The last thing that we heard from that linnet bird was, “No candles left, omg help me!!1” and then...