The Pewdiepie Tale

Hello. My name is Jenny, and I am a socialist. But before you dismiss me, hear me out, please! You see, once upon a time, there was a popular YouTuber called Pewdiepie who one day said something he should not have said: the n-word. Sadly, the mainstream media turned it into something that it wasn’t. Actually, everything he said could be interpreted in multiple ways, but the news is clickbait, and our company exists on an advertisement after all, so we can’t lose that money now, can we? We had to publish an article saying how bad Pewdiepie was for society. So after writing 5 articles about him being literally Hitler, people have finally realized just how fucking terrible of a person Pewdiepie indeed is! Now he got his channel taken down even though people have agreed that he didn’t deserve that, but thank god it happened now! Other meme creators may learn from this one guy’s punishment and choose to do good instead of being closeminded racists!:) The end.