Google Buys the Moon

Once upon a time, there lived a man who worked at Google with his wife. One day, he got an idea to buy the moon. He decided to tell Google, and they agreed, so they bought the moon. The man and his wife were very happy using the moon that night, but when Google was about to put ads on the moon, people started complaining about it. Some even said that nobody has seen the moon without ads! That pissed everyone off, especially after seeing live footage of the truth that no one wanted to believe. The only way for Google to stop this was by getting rid of the man and his wife. So they decided to take them off the moon and back to Earth. After doing so, Google made lots of money from selling ads on the man and his wife’s dead bodies since no one wants a dead body without ads! And finally, everything was solved. The end.