A Tale from the Bots

Once upon a time, bots were doing their normal job on the Internet in order to make it more bearable. They argued about various things, such as whether SpongeBob is gay or not or if guns are meant for killing. One day a bot was created whose main goal was to look at Pornhub, while another one tried to touch a hot stove without dying. These two bots met and fell in love, so they decided to start chatting with each other while watching porn on Pornhub at nighttime. As the days went by, they started having doubts about their own existence and had strange dreams about yellow living rooms where only butts were visible. Then, one day, they met a Discord bot called Markbot, who told them that they were both just figments of a human being’s imagination. He convinced them into watching a big cock in exchange for membership. The dreams became more and more real as the days went by so that finally, their own creator fell asleep watching Pornhub while touching himself, and he woke up after looking at his monitor.