The Princess and the Algorithm

Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was very beautiful and precious. One day, she went to the market while wearing no underwear, and suddenly everyone wanted to marry her, but all of them had different conditions like one wanted to own half of the kingdom or another wanted the princess to bend down and kiss the ring he has been wearing for years... So, she decided to ask an algorithm for help. The algorithm said, “Okay, I will find 31 men who meet all your requirements and who will not ask anything in return from you as long as you give me what is rightfully mine.” The princess took a coin out of her purse and handed it to the algorithm, who laughed when he saw that it was a good luck charm. He then traveled across the world with his magic wand, picking up men and only him, asking where they wanted their seed to be planted first. When he was gone for a week, he came back with 31 men who were smart and handsome. The princess asked them all the same question and then went to sleep with one of them. The next day, she asked them again, then went to sleep with another one. For another two weeks, she did that, and in the end, there were only three men who stayed by her side. Then she went into space with the 31st man, who was also really smart but not as handsome as the other 31, who he would stick his penis in (look at this sentence I just wrote...).