Xi Jinping and Putin’s Adventures

Once upon a time, there was a Chinese and a Russian leader. They went on adventures together, but they had to fight a lot of predators because when you are so big, everyone wants to kill you. Putin has super fast legs, so he can run away from any predator quickly, but Xi Jinping is also very strong, so he can break all the bones of any animal that attacks him. Putin has made himself invulnerable by drinking vodka for decades, so even if the predator hits him with all of its might, it won’t kill him. Xi Jinping and Putin’s friendship kept them safe from all the predators until they reached the North Pole, where they built a home that was even bigger and more beautiful than Trump’s house. They named it a “Russian-Chinese friendship palace.” They lived happily ever after. The end!