A Tale from the Billionaire Class

Once upon a time, there was a young man who loved playing computer games on the internet. But since he was just an average Joe, he could only afford to live in a shabby one-bedroom apartment with his lovely wifey. One day, he saw someone livestreaming themselves playing FIFA 14 while driving home in their own Lamborghini. “Wow! I want a Lamborghini too,” said the boy, and so he did what most of us would do: Googled “how to get a new car.” He soon stumbled upon a video showing him how much money one could make by selling virtual items on eBay. After watching it twice (9 min 8 sec), he realized that there was light at the end of the tunnel; he opened his own eBay store instantly using someone else’s affiliate link for even more profits (Genius!). Little did our hero know that this wasn’t going to be so easy. Sale after sale after sale shot him straight to the top, and he was finally able to afford that Lamborghini. Unfortunately, however, instead of getting rich, eBay claimed all his earnings and closed down his storefront overnight. There was no warning — it just happened out of the blue. “How can this be true?” He thought, “I earned enough to get a new car’s worth of money.” A Lamborghini is now wandering around the streets of Miami with my name scratched into the side of it!