The Three Little Coronaviruses

Once upon a time, there were three corona viruses that were born in the lab. No one knew what to name them, so they asked for suggestions on Twitter and Facebook. They got many suggestions, but none of them were good enough, so finally, someone suggested “The Three Little Corona,” which the three coronaviruses liked a lot because it sounded funny and cute. One day, the three little corona viruses sneaked into the human body and started to eat all of the organs, cell by cell. The first virus ate all of the cells in the heart while singing a song, then he laughed and said, “Oh, what a lovely organ” when he was done eating it. The second little coronavirus ate all of the cells between the stomach and ribcage, making the person feel very hungry. After that, he said, “Oh, what a lovely stomach,” because he was happy with what he did. The last one was not as strong as his brothers so while he was 138, trying to eat all of the cells in the lungs, he got tired and fell asleep. The other coronaviruses thought he was dead, so they blamed him for not helping them eat all of the organs in the body. Then the two brother coronaviruses ate all of the brain, making the person feel very smart but also very dumb at the same time because they forgot how to walk, talk, and even how to wipe their own asses. So, that is why you are stupid now. The end.