Why Did the Chicken Post Her Facebook...

One day, the chicken walked by the social media and saw that her human was posting her profile again. She got so angry that she swallowed all the cars in the parking lot. The rabbit wasn’t happy with that cursed hen. So he killed his cow friend for not having time to put shoes on. The hippo was very displeased about the slaughter, so he kidnapped Kim Kardashian and sent her to Brazil naked with Justin Bieber, inviting all Brazilians to see her butt 3 times a day during the whole Olympic Games. The French government wasn’t pleased so they fired bullets at Brazil, using their navy airplanes, whatever that means. Brazil expelled all ambassadors; “Eeeeee!” screamed France. Americans grumbled over Twitter because of it, even though they didn’t give a hoot about Brazil or France or anything else. Venezuelan government decided that this thing called diplomacy got too chaotic for itself and started kicking asses like South Korea does these days; let me leave it here since this tweet is too long anyway...