The Mushroom Search Engine

Once upon a time, there was a girl who lived in Google Land. She had no friends because she was always trying to get rid of mushrooms that were growing out of her head. One day, while trying to make a search engine by herself, she accidentally created the first mushroom search engine. The mushroom search engine grew into all kinds of different places, not just itself. Many people used it and loved it because it could find anything they wanted as long as they knew what kind of mushrooms they wanted to find. The mushroom search engine made the creators of the biggest search engines (such as Google, Bing, and Yahoo) very angry because all their citizens were leaving them for the mushroom search engine. So they decided to kill it by making a huge fire on which they cooked it and ate it with potatoes and broccoli. But the mushroom search engine actually survived this because it was a magical mushroom. It saved all its citizens with a portal device, which made them escape to Finland. When Google, Bing, and Yahoo saw that their plan didn’t work, they decided to make a very powerful bomb that couldn’t be stopped by any kind of magic, and they blew up Finland, sending every single one of the mushroom citizens flying! The end.