A Tale Form the Cabal

Once upon a time, in the dark ages, there was a cabal of political lobbyists. The cabal made “controversial” statements to undermine existing systems in order to make their country richer than average, like, say, Cuba or North Korea. One day, as they went home after a long meeting about destroying taxation, one suddenly remembered that the new season of Game of Thrones was starting soon. Somehow, this one forgot how shows like Game of Thrones get financed in spite of all the TV commercials, but that’s where Naughty Dog comes in. He realized that everyone nowadays becomes less trusting towards the current God, Emperor Trump. So this goes onto Hillary and her emails again? Oh well, those fucking Mainstream Media sure do love them some Hitlary — what kind of big conspiracy theory could necessary leave her so much space in your head? Thinking about how to properly use their newfound knowledge, he remembered an old quote: “Money doesn’t talk its bullshit,” so he asked everyone if they wanted to be filthy rich themselves? This resonated with them very strongly. From this day, exchange free market propaganda handouts & decoys for local markets, go more extremist on policies which would inflate certain assets above competitors who still have some good morals left when it comes to promoting future lies & please, God, send Adolf Hitler back from Hell so he can rebuild Nazism, eat Jews & receive tons of gold ingots directly from Satan himself!!!