Subliminal Messages in My Ringtone

One day, a man woke up and saw that his ringtone was ‘I’m a zen cucumber.’ He thought it was really weird and asked his friend who made this ringtone for him. His friend said, “I didn’t; it just came with the phone.” He decided to ask his other friends, but none of them knew how their ringtones were made, and they were all weird songs or short sentences. The man in question got worried because he thought someone was messing with him, so he decided to go to the police station. He told the police about this, but they said, “Ok, thanks for telling us, bye... Oh, and by the way, we have been using subliminal messages in your ringtone as a means of mind control to make you do things without knowing why”. Then they dropped him off at a remote island, and he never saw anyone ever again... The end.