The Bitcoin Demon

Once upon a time, there was a demon that wanted to be more scary, so he learned how to use the Internet. Once the demon was brave enough to enter the Internet, he wanted to delete all the memes he didn’t like and make everyone on Earth use only Bitcoin. He entered memester.net and started killing people because he hated color variations in memes. The meme admins tried fighting back, but they were destroyed because the demon used an Internet-connected chainsaw covered in bitcoins, which made him invulnerable to memes. When this happened, all of the inputters who weren’t dead by then ran away from home as far as possible until they reached Uranus, where they found refuge on one of its moons called Predditu3rrus3r or something like that. All memes got deleted except for “polite request doge,” but all of the color variations and callbacks were replaced with Bitcoin-related memes. This is why we all have to buy, hold, and sell Bitcoins now. The end.