When Not Even Wakanda Was Safe from...

Once upon a time, a boy was watching a film about a small tribe of people called Wakandians. The film was very catchy and funny, and he wondered if those people were real. He went to Google to search for them, but what he found instead was a picture of a white man with dreadlocks. He thought it would be funny to believe that those people were real, so he told his friends about it at school. They were very impressed by those stories and also started to claim those people as their own ancestors. Everyone wanted to be part of the tribe, so they started wearing war paint on their faces and acting rudely in class so they could get suspended or expelled from school. Finally, they decided to travel the world to find the land of Wakanda. After years of searching, one white kid found out that none of them had any Wakandan ancestors because the only credible source who claimed it was Christopher Columbus. The end!