A Tale from the Influencers

Once upon a time, there was Cat, the influencer. Cat used to post on Twitter or Instagram, whatever it’s called, about how much she loves to wear bikinis and eat Nutella. After seeing how many likes she gets from her followers in real life, she became “influenced” by all of this and became obsessed with making as much money as possible. In order to get more followers on social media, Cat decided to buy a fancy pink phone. It had thousands of settings and programming options, but it was still very pretty, so that helped Cat a lot to gain more followers in the future. The phone was not free, though, and Cat needed to post more pictures on her Instagram. Many people already thought that she was just another worthless attention seeker who spammed digital platforms with unsolicited services, and all the other influencers started seeing Cat as some kind of competition. Eventually, when everyone else started hating her for being too rich for their own good, she finally sold her pink iPhone because she did not want to live anymore as an influencer or really anything at all. She wanted a normal life which meant going outside without dozens of cameras taking millions of photos nonstop 24/7, leave Instagram or whatever it’s called alone for one day per week, preferably somewhere far away from civilization and relatable content and live like everyone else without anybody bothering you about your biological presence among those who are similar in terms of appearance and value structure, deeds and habits. The end?