The Family Who Lived on the Blockchain

Once upon a time, there was a family of Bitcoin who lived on the blockchain. They had everything they could ever want or need. One day, someone told them about Ethereum and how much better it was, so the dad got a little jealous, not because he wanted to develop Dapps on Ethereum but because his wife liked Ethereum more than him. He called for his daughters and said to them, “Why are you doing this to me?” The daughters started crying because they didn’t know what their father was talking about, so he said that if it didn’t stop, then the next day at sunrise, he would punish everyone, meaning that he would kill himself by jumping off from his high tower made from blocks of gold. So, that night when all were fast asleep went up to the tower and jumped off while shouting, “screw you like hard!” at which point all of his children woke up and ran after him in tears but it was too late as he already hit the ground with such force that there were multiple block explosions sending bitcoins flying everywhere including into people’s pockets thus causing some great opportunities for future projects and wealth creation. Thus ended one epic tale taught by an anonymous source within blockchain space.