The Lustful Device

Once, in a land very similar to Earth but with things slightly more historically accurate, a young emperor was worried about the lack of available porn in his country. He called for his most outstanding intellect to hunt for whatever material he enjoyed most, and yet the people that gathered were peasants and known famous pornography producers. Soon enough he started to become impatient on their inability to bring forth any results, so he fiddled with some technology he had. This enraged one of the known producers as he wasn’t able to make porn anymore due to this new technological device and accused the Emperor of censorship, which angered him even more. He tried many different technologies until he was defeated by an inventor who told him, “Emperor! The very essence of your technological prowess only leads you to be questioned on your own ethics and ideas through the fashion in which you implement them into this world, something hated by all traditionalists such as myself. How do you feel knowing we are all responsible for creating your expanding lustful desires? Our own experimentation led us here.” The Emperor felt enlightened once hearing this statement and gave freedom to everyone after these events (he didn’t even know what anyone meant). Every night he would look up at the stars and wonder how his life has landed him at this moment where giant versions of penises are flown across space every second of every day.