I Found a Minion in My Kitchen

Once upon a time, a man called Bob opened the fridge to get some food. What he found was a small yellow creature with a banana on its head standing next to him. After spotting the creature, it signaled Bob to follow it by using his hand and then left the kitchen. The minion led him to a door in the house that said ‘Backdoor.’ The man wanted to know why this tiny creature showed him this, so he opened the backdoor and saw something that would change his life forever — gigantic eggs shaped like minions were lying everywhere. He tried talking to them, but they didn’t answer. He continued walking and came across another door which said, “Kitchen washroom” on it. There was only one light bulb lit up in there, and that was placed right above the sink, making it impossible for Bob to see anything except for things below knee height. He glanced down inside the drain hole of the sink and saw hundreds (literally) of minions looking back at him, all cramped together in one place. Every minion raised their hands up, asking for help, but instead, he silently closed the washroom door and went back outside, saying, “I have no idea what I just saw,” as he walked away from both doors, never returning again.