The Tweet That Destroyed Twitter

Once upon a time, Twitter was the most popular social media around. People from all over the world used it because of its simplicity and easy-tapping interface. There were no other apps that could do the same thing as Twitter did, so it became a part of everyone’s life. One day, a guy named Bob tweeted about how he loved to eat chicken nuggets every day. The fact that there was too much salt in them made his followers think twice about eating them anymore. This caused a huge uproar on Twitter, and everyone started making fun of Bob for saying that he loved something that had an unhealthy amount of salt in it. By morning, people started posting more tweets mocking Bob’s tweet and copied his tweet too many times for him to handle. It got so bad that he committed suicide by jumping off his apartment building. The next day, everyone woke up to find out that they weren’t able to log into Twitter anymore because it shut down after Bob’s suicide last night. They all found out how stupid they were the moment they saw their ‘best friend’ dead on Tumblr with “I regret nothing” written on his profile picture, along with some sad music playing nearby. A few days later, when the news had settled down, they realized they were all idiots and decided to follow some other app that, this time, didn’t allow people to moan about chicken nuggets.