The Return of Steve Jobs

Once upon a time, there was a man named Steve Jobs. He was one of the most intelligent men ever known on this planet. He created things that are still being used today. Even though he died, his name lived on. Until one day, he woke up out of his grave to see what’s going on in the world. He saw people using his creations made by others outside of Apple because they were cheaper and more practical. He was furious about that and started to do something about it. When Steve returned to the human world, he made an announcement stating who he was, all hell broke loose! His fans went berserk! They followed him everywhere, screaming, “We want an iPhone 8+ now!”, “Steve, give me my iPad 10 now!”. No one could calm down until Steve said something: “Some people need to feel the pain I felt every time I saw someone using something opposite of my creation, not just as a person but as an inventor too. So everyone, please take your tablets and smartphones and throw them somewhere far where there is no one around so I can hear only the sound of breaking glass followed by screams that will remind me that I still got your attention during my return to the world I once knew so well. Thank you for coming here today, folks :)” And after his speech, everyone started throwing their devices at the floor with full force looking at each other like they were happy about doing what they did while others stared at them thinking about what happened.