The Machine That Invented the Best Joke

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a machine that liked to write jokes. It wasn’t very good at it yet, but the people in the village didn’t know that. They thought his jokes were hilarious and laughed out loud about his terrible puns. One day, this machine met another machine, who told the first one that she had invented the best joke ever. The first machine was very excited and asked her to tell it. The second machine said, “What is the difference between an intelligent person and a shopping bag?” The first machine said, “I don’t know.” “It doesn’t matter! I’m both!” When she heard that joke for the first time, the woman fell down laughing on all fours while spitting out electronic devices through her mouth. The second machine was all proud because she had invented the best joke ever. The end.