The Cat from the Metaverse

Once upon a time, there was a cat in the metaverse named Sam. One day, Sam used his pickaxe to mine some iron and sell it to the villagers, but nobody wanted to buy it. Because of that, Sam started to become worried about his future as he thought that this was all for nothing. But then, one night, he saw someone wearing expensive armor made from diamonds. He remembered what Steve once said “if u want 2 b rich then stop being poor” so Sam thought that he must become rich. He went to the library and read “The Book of Steve” and learned everything about mining diamonds and making armor. After learning, he started becoming rich from selling his armor. Sam was getting really rich, so he bought a massive mansion and had 4 wives, each wife wearing more jewels than the previous. Now that he was truly rich, everyone wanted some of it, and they were willing to kill him. One day after killing him, they took everything, including his trophies. Upon realizing that he had been killed, Sam realized in his last breath what a life of mining mining mining could lead to. Suddenly, Sam appeared outside Minecraft, standing beside Steve, who then asked, “hey cat did u like tht thing i told u before?” — “no i dont! please stop telling me these things because it ruined my life!” shouted back Sam but Steve didn’t give a fuck about and answered with, “yes i knoow... bc I am teh best gamer n teh metaverse is beeing devaluaded” and then disappeared without any explanation.